Now dats wat i call a brilliant song... Every once in a while, just as you are about to faith in the music industry they bring about a musical marvel that springs you completely by surprise... Though to the first time listener it mite seem like the male singer must be the 'President of Pervi Perverston club for the completely perverted', you cant but move your head to the beats... (Sometimes in a way that leads your team-mate into thinkin dat u hav a sudden attack of the fits... believe me ... one of them came running to me the other day )
In other news, Valentine's day fer the year is over again... and I m beginnin to make progress... The after effects of the effort were brilliant... It is not often that the fruits of sincerity go in vain... Though i cant say the same for some of my other unfortunate friends... which brings me to my question... A very good one at that... This one is addressed to all the gals out there... ( If any guy has figured out the solution he is more than welcome to share his INSIGHT .... come on dude.. its for your fellow brothers ... "k, now i feel like a cross of SRK from KBC and Jimmy Wales ( founder of Wikipedia)") but neways a man's gotta ask wat a man's gotta ask
Aapka agla sawaal. Do karode ke liye. Ye raha.(k... now dats wat i call too much hype )
Situation: Guy after mustering all the courage frm who knows where and and who knows whom, chantin prayers to all the GODS that come up on the first page of a google search ( the more the merrier they say) referring GOD knows wat all books to do it in the perfect way proposes to a gal, who there is a 70-30 chance (in his favour) of workin out things with. The gal in response says... Oh this is really amusing folks.. "I dont know ( if that was not enough). I dont have any problem with it ( oh... i din realise v ver signin a treaty here), but, if my parents have any problem then i cant"
Wow.... and the only thing the guy said is I LUV U... ver did marriage come from... how does ur mum deciede YOUR feelings... I mean... if mum approves, then "I luv u"... else I dont... brilliant
Chalo ... watever... i guess its the mystery and unpredicatbility that make love this semi-precious, full-crazy emotion that most ppl are running 24x7 after... Personally, i cant make head or tail of it and wonder y ppl get into it in the first place... It hurts ppl much more neway...
If the proposal doesn work... well...both parties get upset....
If it works... whoa... hav u seen that poor guy runnin down the road(chased by his gal), jus coz he forgot the 3rd anniversary of the first time he held her hands at her 3rd appartment that year... don make no sense to me... but, for some reason, it has got to celebrated... mayb if the gals ver shellin out the money at these silly occassions instead of us, they did hav a lesser memory.. MAYB..:)
Oh and jus to keep u guys upto date ... I have finally figured out ver the hell the 'Edit URL' was hidin (rfr previous blog) and the story in question above has come to what one can say is a climax.... The gal and guy have decieded to call a truce.. a settlement has been made, where they become good frnds with an ever 'stronger friendship'(those ver the exact words)... ya ... even i dont know how they are goin to achieve dat or wat good is to come of it... but.. chalo... not my life... so no complaints.
In other news... its yet another Saturday, and i m in office... wat happened... ??? the Karnataka state bandh last Monday... I couldnt complain less though... Instead of being at home, where there is no electricity, cursin all the automobile companies fer the continued Global Warming and Rajendra for all those gas emissions, i am here in the office, live streaming the match, while sitting in an a/c room with music in the background eating chips and drinking cola... waaaaah...And to top it all, my manager and team lead - outta station... life doesn get better than this folks... GOD is gr8 ... I could take on any atheist rite now... :)
Oh yeah... And India won... yipeee... today is good... too bad Nunni is not in office.. Its times like these dat i luv to hav a cup of coffee with her... (actually... its also ven i m down in the dumps... )Oh!!! Who is Nunni u ask?? Dat my dear frnds is my freak of nature for a team-mate Nisha Unni (now Nisha Siby or Nisha John) not quite sure wat the hubby's name is ... A brilliant human being... kinda crazy, but, fun to be with any time of the day... She's got a gorgeous smile (the kind of ones poets keep ravin abt as 'to die for'... yup dats d one)... Handy person to have around.
Will tell you more abt her another day... ??? Actaully meet her .. This is one person u have got to meet or u missed out on somethin.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Friday, February 9, 2007
This is how I am....
Really... What I mean is, this is my 3rd post in only 6 days... ??? Am i jobless... am i overenthusiastic... Actually i dont know... What i do kno is dat, this is the way I am ??? I start off on a new venture more eager than the mallu virgin on his first night only to die down without the trace of a spark... What i mean to say is, while fer the first few days one might notice a plethora of blogs, come one month... oh well... U did have to hold a gun to my forehead to make me write the next ( if u r really hot, a strip dance mite achieve the same result... :) )
Well, its been about 10 hours now, and i dont seem to be gettin head or tail of who this 'Edit URL' is?? All i know is that the application i jus developed keeps failin with the dying words "Edit URL not found for...."............ ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
When i started this mornin i figured, ah well ... shud be a piece of cake... I mean with all the Search softwares out there " Edit URL, main tujhe dhoondke hi rahoonga ".... 4 latest mind blowing softwares and 19 cups of coffee later, "Amma Edit URL thaa Amma... Njaan paavam than amma" (General begger's cry)
Ah well... lets jus drop dat shall v... I mean... It always starts out this way... I end up finding the solution by myself anyways... What would life be without the challenges eh??? Poor Ganguly... had to thrown outta the team b4 he cud find form... Mayb he too tried all those Search Softwares to no avail... :)
One good thing though... Tomorrow is finally the weekend... ah!!!! Dat blissful period .... all dat sleep to look forward to... No Pressing Alt+Tab(switchin screens from Orkut to Learn Objective C) everytime you hear the manager tip toing nearby... No more toxicatin my blood with excess levels of caffeine every time a program crashes... (somehow i seem to keep gettin better at this all the time)... no more Damagin the ears with loud rock to accidently avoid hearin the words, "Ur next task will be... " from my manager or team mates... No more strainin my facial muscles to pretend to smile at a lotta people who i did rather Hang upside down from the ceiling from a ceiling fan (hands tied ofcourse) and use as a punchin bag or kickin bag for dat matter... (Ahhh... the very thot... so blissful ...so relievin)
wow... dats a lot of no more's...
Now dis may sound crazy, but, the me who said all those words above will be coming to office tomorrow (yes boys... u heard it rite... comin here on a Saturday... :))... Na,... don worry ... not for workin... (actually not completely for workin) , but, helpin out dis friend... U c,... Valentines Day is around the corner, and, needless to say, special arrangements need to be made... This mission is gonna blow a thousand bucks approximately.... he he...( Not havin a gal does save a lotta money doesn it)... Hope things work out for this fellow though... Dat shud help put us at the same financial level... he he ... aint i the devil.
In other news, tried to strategically claw my way into getting to meet our HR chick (thru an alternate contact point - also an HR lady -yes folks, the all too famous "If you wanna meet dat chick, be good friends with her close friend" routine, dat most chaps out der r all too familiar with)... needless to say .. . dat blew up in my face... I ended up, how do u put this 'slightly pissin off this contact point'... Her exact words (remarkably within a few minutes of initiatin conversation were), "Rohit G. Mathews... Did u say that??? I am never talking to you again"... Nothin dat cant be fixed, but, dat effectively ruins my plans fer this Valentines Day ( not dat i really wud hav done nething, but, atleast i got some reason to blame it on now... :) ) So unless u folks can come up with an alternate PLAN B (plz dont)... I will be savin a lotta money this Valentines Day as well ( yes folks... the eternal optimist is wat i am... U cud cut off my left hand and i did say... cool.,. now dat is one less body part i have to spent energy on or exercise)
Chalo... I am gonna stop borin u all now.. Moreover i did better get back to findin dat 'Edit URL'... Mayb the police officer who found Veerappan can help me out... Dont seem like der is any other raksha...
Well, its been about 10 hours now, and i dont seem to be gettin head or tail of who this 'Edit URL' is?? All i know is that the application i jus developed keeps failin with the dying words "Edit URL not found for...."............ ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
When i started this mornin i figured, ah well ... shud be a piece of cake... I mean with all the Search softwares out there " Edit URL, main tujhe dhoondke hi rahoonga ".... 4 latest mind blowing softwares and 19 cups of coffee later, "Amma Edit URL thaa Amma... Njaan paavam than amma" (General begger's cry)
Ah well... lets jus drop dat shall v... I mean... It always starts out this way... I end up finding the solution by myself anyways... What would life be without the challenges eh??? Poor Ganguly... had to thrown outta the team b4 he cud find form... Mayb he too tried all those Search Softwares to no avail... :)
One good thing though... Tomorrow is finally the weekend... ah!!!! Dat blissful period .... all dat sleep to look forward to... No Pressing Alt+Tab(switchin screens from Orkut to Learn Objective C) everytime you hear the manager tip toing nearby... No more toxicatin my blood with excess levels of caffeine every time a program crashes... (somehow i seem to keep gettin better at this all the time)... no more Damagin the ears with loud rock to accidently avoid hearin the words, "Ur next task will be... " from my manager or team mates... No more strainin my facial muscles to pretend to smile at a lotta people who i did rather Hang upside down from the ceiling from a ceiling fan (hands tied ofcourse) and use as a punchin bag or kickin bag for dat matter... (Ahhh... the very thot... so blissful ...so relievin)
wow... dats a lot of no more's...
Now dis may sound crazy, but, the me who said all those words above will be coming to office tomorrow (yes boys... u heard it rite... comin here on a Saturday... :))... Na,... don worry ... not for workin... (actually not completely for workin) , but, helpin out dis friend... U c,... Valentines Day is around the corner, and, needless to say, special arrangements need to be made... This mission is gonna blow a thousand bucks approximately.... he he...( Not havin a gal does save a lotta money doesn it)... Hope things work out for this fellow though... Dat shud help put us at the same financial level... he he ... aint i the devil.
In other news, tried to strategically claw my way into getting to meet our HR chick (thru an alternate contact point - also an HR lady -yes folks, the all too famous "If you wanna meet dat chick, be good friends with her close friend" routine, dat most chaps out der r all too familiar with)... needless to say .. . dat blew up in my face... I ended up, how do u put this 'slightly pissin off this contact point'... Her exact words (remarkably within a few minutes of initiatin conversation were), "Rohit G. Mathews... Did u say that??? I am never talking to you again"... Nothin dat cant be fixed, but, dat effectively ruins my plans fer this Valentines Day ( not dat i really wud hav done nething, but, atleast i got some reason to blame it on now... :) ) So unless u folks can come up with an alternate PLAN B (plz dont)... I will be savin a lotta money this Valentines Day as well ( yes folks... the eternal optimist is wat i am... U cud cut off my left hand and i did say... cool.,. now dat is one less body part i have to spent energy on or exercise)
Chalo... I am gonna stop borin u all now.. Moreover i did better get back to findin dat 'Edit URL'... Mayb the police officer who found Veerappan can help me out... Dont seem like der is any other raksha...
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
Punga Na Leh Yaar...
Today was yet another uneventful day in this routine mundane life dat common man has come to refer to as 'The Rat Race'... (this has got to be the most unthrillin race ever, where the only muscles i can think of developing are quarter centimeter mini-biceps on my 'severely excercised' fingers and tongue muscles in the occassional, but, not so frequent verbal "exchange" among team mates)
wow... writin dat sentence has got to be the most exercise i have gotten all this week... Things have become easier now... A new joinee livin near mă Àbodé gives me daily lifts both ways... home and back... Not only does this mean that the 300 Rs/ month that i pay to the gym has gone to a complete waste, but, also, this effectively ruins my chances of meeting that Palakkad kaari (Keralite usage fer femme fatale) that our cab driver has been promisin to intro me too... Not that i was really looking forward to dat... The only Palakkad kaari dat i kno so far is, well, to say the least, a crazy sadistic ______.(plz exercise discretion in fillin dat blank), and, well, experience is a first hand teacher.
Disclaimer: The author of this blog does not claim any responsibility for any detrimental effects on the lives of any entity(even dogs file law suits nowadays) who are previously suffering or are on the verge of suffering from Pike Syndrome
So ... dat effectively cuts out Palakkad gals... Actually that list doesn end there (neither does it show any signs of terminating)... to add a few we hav muslim hyd gals, US settled comp sci gals and so on and so forth... der is an interesting story behind each one of those... I promise to update u in the near future... So... wat is that i hav to look forward to today... well... der r the free snacks at 7-00(somethin abt the word free adds more taste to food than any all the 'malliella' in the world)
Not to mention the HR chick will be coming to play TT at round about 7:10 p.m. Ah!! The highlight of the day... I wonder if dat is a company tactic to make me stay beyond 7:00 pm everyday... If it is, it seems to be working way better Greg Chappel's attempt to conceal his emotions at Ganguly's performance... ( he he... take dat u British -Divide and Rule oriented -fite makin - .... - bald headed - white as snow haired - fake accented - nice man??)
Speakin of which, its almost 7:10 now... my manager seems to be hoverin abt makin sure dat there is some point in the day, ver in i open the source... poor chap...he is a gr8 guy, but, i think he expects far too much... Oh and in other good news, my team mate has finally become a Dad.. A gem of a person... There are instances in time where the saying, " I cant convey how happy I am for you actually convey some meaning"... well if ever, dis is it .
Chalo... me takin off now... Cant miss the only 'eventful' part of the day can I?? Wish me luck bro's... Mission 'Desktop Installation' ( u ll figure it out shortly) is on the way..
Goodnight and take care... :)
wow... writin dat sentence has got to be the most exercise i have gotten all this week... Things have become easier now... A new joinee livin near mă Àbodé gives me daily lifts both ways... home and back... Not only does this mean that the 300 Rs/ month that i pay to the gym has gone to a complete waste, but, also, this effectively ruins my chances of meeting that Palakkad kaari (Keralite usage fer femme fatale) that our cab driver has been promisin to intro me too... Not that i was really looking forward to dat... The only Palakkad kaari dat i kno so far is, well, to say the least, a crazy sadistic ______.(plz exercise discretion in fillin dat blank), and, well, experience is a first hand teacher.
Disclaimer: The author of this blog does not claim any responsibility for any detrimental effects on the lives of any entity(even dogs file law suits nowadays) who are previously suffering or are on the verge of suffering from Pike Syndrome
So ... dat effectively cuts out Palakkad gals... Actually that list doesn end there (neither does it show any signs of terminating)... to add a few we hav muslim hyd gals, US settled comp sci gals and so on and so forth... der is an interesting story behind each one of those... I promise to update u in the near future... So... wat is that i hav to look forward to today... well... der r the free snacks at 7-00(somethin abt the word free adds more taste to food than any all the 'malliella' in the world)
Not to mention the HR chick will be coming to play TT at round about 7:10 p.m. Ah!! The highlight of the day... I wonder if dat is a company tactic to make me stay beyond 7:00 pm everyday... If it is, it seems to be working way better Greg Chappel's attempt to conceal his emotions at Ganguly's performance... ( he he... take dat u British -Divide and Rule oriented -fite makin - .... - bald headed - white as snow haired - fake accented - nice man??)
Speakin of which, its almost 7:10 now... my manager seems to be hoverin abt makin sure dat there is some point in the day, ver in i open the source... poor chap...he is a gr8 guy, but, i think he expects far too much... Oh and in other good news, my team mate has finally become a Dad.. A gem of a person... There are instances in time where the saying, " I cant convey how happy I am for you actually convey some meaning"... well if ever, dis is it .
Chalo... me takin off now... Cant miss the only 'eventful' part of the day can I?? Wish me luck bro's... Mission 'Desktop Installation' ( u ll figure it out shortly) is on the way..
Goodnight and take care... :)
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Yet Another Achievement
Boo's log: February 1st, 2007
The first question you all are probably wondering is, y the hell is dat account named 'Yet Another Achievement'. Well, lets just put it this way..... procrastination and me, (till atleast my New Year Resolutions) have been going hand in hand for a long time now... We are the best of buds and almost never leave each other... There is a certain comfort (not to mention thrill) in completing things in just the nick of time. My best friends will definitely not agree with me on this one ( its a very essential criteria i maintain in choosin friends... :) .. atleast one of us has got 2 b prompt rite...;) )
So... here it is.. after putting it off ever since our Chickmaglur trip in.... wats the date... hmmm... crap... c... dis is wat i m talkin abt... memory leakage courtesy a la 'put off forever'... Oh here it is ... gud thing the photo's have a date on them... (02/02/2007)
Hmmmm... i just uploaded a photo right b4 d last line... wonder where dat one wud have ended up.... :)... ah well... Der is charachteristic number two of Rohit G. Mathews (my name folks.. no need to google it out to find out who the hell i m actually talkin abt)... Always living in the moment... Dynamism... What plan-van... we 'll deal with things as they come along.... dats wat experience has taught me... u can plan all u want... but u gonna end up on the track the OOPAR WALAH has set for you.. .and for the most it ends up better dan however well i can plan it... all except one aspect of my life... but, dat one's still an open chapter... lets jus c ver dat book closes... :))
Oh My GOD... so much philosophy... dat too in my first blog... nah... don wanna scare u guys off now do I????
Actually I have to take off now... Friend jus called... He's a waiting for me... We have a mission today... 'Theri vili' some dude who keeps givin crank calls n messages to my cousin... To all u guys out there doing this kinda stuff:
Like grow up man... This is the path of the ball-less male... No female is gonna be impressed by you or much less want to meet you.. .believe me : the anonymous admirer get nowhere... U like a gurl, u talk to her... Like a real man... Stop hiding behind all this electronic gadgetry... Its sad that u have to resort to stuff like anonymous messagin and all to get a girls attention...
And if dats not the purpose, and you just want to irritate the person, MAN... its about time u reflected back on ur life... Its seriously missing direction... Think about it... i am sure all of us like to be treated with respect.. Well do things that will command respect and not actions which project YOU to think of urself in a bad manner...
"IF you cant respect yourself, how do you expect the world too"
Chalo... dats my good deed for the day... Hope i fixed one life atleast... :)
Take care brother's and sisters... I promise i ll make my next blog a much tastier one to read... There is a lot of drama to look forward to, like:
a) One on one with team mate a la colleague... where will it end... Will I have to punch him in the nose or will sense prevail on both of us
b) Will I meet that HR chick that i hav been meaning to for abt a week now... time will tell... Valentine's Day is comin and its been a while since i did something crazy... ;)
(hey ... school friends ... neone remember Feb 13th 2002... he he... some memories are here to stay)
c) oh yeah ... and update on wat happens to ball-less jerks like the one i jus talked abt...
umma... luv ya all
The first question you all are probably wondering is, y the hell is dat account named 'Yet Another Achievement'. Well, lets just put it this way..... procrastination and me, (till atleast my New Year Resolutions) have been going hand in hand for a long time now... We are the best of buds and almost never leave each other... There is a certain comfort (not to mention thrill) in completing things in just the nick of time. My best friends will definitely not agree with me on this one ( its a very essential criteria i maintain in choosin friends... :) .. atleast one of us has got 2 b prompt rite...;) )
So... here it is.. after putting it off ever since our Chickmaglur trip in.... wats the date... hmmm... crap... c... dis is wat i m talkin abt... memory leakage courtesy a la 'put off forever'... Oh here it is ... gud thing the photo's have a date on them... (02/02/2007)
Hmmmm... i just uploaded a photo right b4 d last line... wonder where dat one wud have ended up.... :)... ah well... Der is charachteristic number two of Rohit G. Mathews (my name folks.. no need to google it out to find out who the hell i m actually talkin abt)... Always living in the moment... Dynamism... What plan-van... we 'll deal with things as they come along.... dats wat experience has taught me... u can plan all u want... but u gonna end up on the track the OOPAR WALAH has set for you.. .and for the most it ends up better dan however well i can plan it... all except one aspect of my life... but, dat one's still an open chapter... lets jus c ver dat book closes... :))
Oh My GOD... so much philosophy... dat too in my first blog... nah... don wanna scare u guys off now do I????
Actually I have to take off now... Friend jus called... He's a waiting for me... We have a mission today... 'Theri vili' some dude who keeps givin crank calls n messages to my cousin... To all u guys out there doing this kinda stuff:
Like grow up man... This is the path of the ball-less male... No female is gonna be impressed by you or much less want to meet you.. .believe me : the anonymous admirer get nowhere... U like a gurl, u talk to her... Like a real man... Stop hiding behind all this electronic gadgetry... Its sad that u have to resort to stuff like anonymous messagin and all to get a girls attention...
And if dats not the purpose, and you just want to irritate the person, MAN... its about time u reflected back on ur life... Its seriously missing direction... Think about it... i am sure all of us like to be treated with respect.. Well do things that will command respect and not actions which project YOU to think of urself in a bad manner...
"IF you cant respect yourself, how do you expect the world too"
Chalo... dats my good deed for the day... Hope i fixed one life atleast... :)
Take care brother's and sisters... I promise i ll make my next blog a much tastier one to read... There is a lot of drama to look forward to, like:
a) One on one with team mate a la colleague... where will it end... Will I have to punch him in the nose or will sense prevail on both of us
b) Will I meet that HR chick that i hav been meaning to for abt a week now... time will tell... Valentine's Day is comin and its been a while since i did something crazy... ;)
(hey ... school friends ... neone remember Feb 13th 2002... he he... some memories are here to stay)
c) oh yeah ... and update on wat happens to ball-less jerks like the one i jus talked abt...
umma... luv ya all
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